Amazon KNOWS Me

August 17, 2011

You know how Amazon sends emails everyday suggesting worthless stuff for you to buy? Well, I got the BEST You-should-buy-this email this morning.

Like, really, it’s incredible.

So, here’s the deal: I’m pretty sure I’ve never searched for anything Amish-related on Amazon, and I sure as hell haven’t ever searched for patio furniture. But, here it is anyway! The fun part? If I were in the market for porch swings, I would absolutely want it to Amish-crafted. Which basically means that Amazon straight up knows me. Which is actually really, really creepy.