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Why I Love the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade

December 10, 2009

Published by Ozarks Unbound


NOVEMBER 27, 2009 AT 1:36 PM 


bethany_larsonBy Bethany Larson
Ozarks Unbound
FAYETTEVILLE – In the absence of “30 Rock” this week, you are saved from my snarky comments about the show. Instead, I’m going to write about my absolute favorite thing in the entire world: the  Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade.
All things good and holy are captured in this parade. It’s the official kick-off for the Christmas (shopping) season and the only reason I wake up early on Thanksgiving morning. I roll out of bed excited, run to the television, flip it on, and sit in awe for three hours watching the entertainers, floats, and balloons make their way to the iconic Macy’s store on New York’s 34th Street.
It’s not that there is necessarily anything new or exciting about the parade each year — but that’s precisely why I love it so.
Every year, I know the same floats and balloons will come down the street, high school marching bands will perform, Broadway casts will sing and dance, and the Rockettes will high kick. And there’s something about that reliability that is comforting.
But perhaps more than my irrational love for the spectacle of the Parade, is my appreciation for the history of the Parade.
In the 1920s, the majority of the Macy’s store employees were immigrants who were extremely proud of both their heritages and their new lots in life as Americans. To merge these ideas and celebrate the holidays, the employees wanted a festival like the one’s they knew in Europe. So, Macy’s created a parade so that their employees, as well as entertainers, marching bands, and Central Park Zoo animals, could march from 145th Street in Harlem to the 34th Street store. Around a quarter of a million people came out to watch the inaugural Parade, and thus the annual Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade was born.
Now, the Parade is a staple in the lives of nearly every American and makes this 22-year-old unbelievably happy. Surely, what the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade is now would soften the hearts of the immigrants who first inspired the idea.

30 Rock Gets Its Groove Back with "Sun Tea"

December 10, 2009

Published by Ozarks Unbound

NOVEMBER 21, 2009 AT 11:20 AM

bethany_larsonBy Bethany Larson
Ozarks Unbound
I have a confession. My faith in “30 Rock” as a post-modern comedic powerhouse was beginning to waiver.
I had grown to expect off-the-wall pop culture references, concrete story arcs with concise conclusions, self-reflexive, yet self-deprecating non sequiturs, and fantastically written minor characters in each episode. But it has seemed as if all of these things were being drained from Season 4.
However, Thursday’s episode, “Sun Tea,” reminded me why I love the show.
There were social and political issues satirized, obtuse pop culture references as well as self-deprecating NBC references flying from the mouth of every character, a brief Teddy Ruxpin sighting (!!), and Tracy’s proclamation that Bill Cosby is a liar. And that’s not all folks! My favorite minor characters, Tracy Jr., Dot Com, and Dr. Spaceman made appearances. This means that every thing I love about this show was in this particular episode. (I’m going to pretend that they wrote it with me in mind.)
The writers seamlessly pieced Manhattan real estate tactics, green initiatives, and vasectomies together in the 30-minute time frame. The rapid fire jokes felt effortless, the dialogue was hilariously critical of not only the show, but the network as well, and each story arc had a moral to teach the audience, but in a way that felt intelligent, well-planned, and well-executed and not like a preachy political stance shoved down the audience’s collective throat.
I have been waiting, ever-so patiently, for a Season 4 episode like this. The five episodes prior have had small glimpses of the comedic glory “30 Rock” has become known for, but this episode kept me guffawing through the commercials and into the following segment, which made me laugh even more because of its own laugh-inducing merit.
The entire episode centered on the idea of green initiatives since this week is NBC’s “green week.” (Liz: “Are they actually going to do something this year or just put that stupid green peacock in the corner of the screen?”) Jack puts Kenneth in charge of cutting the office’s use of energy by 5%. So, Kenneth marches around the office demanding that people unplug their mini refrigerators and explicit toys.
After a thorough investigation of each employee’s carbon footprint, Kenneth announces that Frank, the most disgusting person in the office, is the most green. He eats leftovers (aka garbage), rarely washes his clothes, and urinates in jars, which he then uses to “water” a window box of azaleas.
Although this premise isn’t necessarily special by itself, the way the writers use this story arc as a through-line for the other story arcs makes this episode creatively impressive and roll-on-the floor funny.
For example, in another story arc, Liz’s apartment building has decided to “go condo,” meaning that renters are being pressured into buying their apartments or facing outrageous increases in their rent. Liz loves her building, but not necessarily her apartment.
Jack suggests that she strong arm her upstairs neighbor into moving out, buying both apartments, and turning them into her dream abode. The only issue is that the upstairs neighbor, Brian (Nathan Corddry), is unwilling to move and he suggests that the two of them move in together. Liz takes the bait, hoping to drive him out so she can then buy his apartment.
However, Brian is a very understanding, compassionate, and protective man who is never freaked out by her drama queen techniques borrowed from Jenna or her “scary black boyfriend” played by (everyone’s favorite) Dot Com. Exasperated and desperate, she decides to disgust her new roommate, taking a cue from Frank. Yes, Liz pees in a jar. But hey! It got her both apartments.
To reinforce the green initiative angle after making fun of it, none other than Al Gore makes a cameo appearance as a janitor installing energy saving light bulbs. Instead of the writers coming up with preachy, “You should use less energy!” dialogue, they just recruited the man who spearheaded the green initiative to do it for them. That by itself is a brilliant writing decision.
“Sun Tea” definitely revived my faith in the show and kept me laughing throughout the entire episode. If the writers keep churning out this kind of material, a third Emmy may be in their future.
****Also! There is a “movie” (read: promotional ad for Flip Video Cameras) starring Grizz and Dot Com on the NBC website!****

Liz & Jack’s Professional Romance

December 10, 2009

Published by Ozarks Unbound
November 13, 2009
By Bethany Larson
Ozarks Unbound

Liz Lemon’s love life is lackluster.
The woman, who is a hybrid of geek-chic meets understated attractiveness (i.e. a seemingly perfect combination), has self-esteem problems that are more pathetic than haplessly charming, and she seems more content going home to her take-out and “Top Chef” than she does when she has someone to snuggle up to. That being said, if you had dated some of the guys she has on “30 Rock,” you’d probably be happier alone too.
There was the original on-again-off-again boyfriend, Denny, who was sleazy and gross and needed to be permanently purged from her life. Then there was Gray, better known as “The Hair,” who had potential, but turned out to be her third cousin.  And then came my personal favorite, Floyd. He was actually a great match for Liz, but, of course, he moved to Cleveland. And we can’t forget Drew, played by the  swoon-worthy John Hamm (“Mad Men”), but he was shallow and oblivious to reality and had to be done away with.
So, basically, Liz’s love life sucks.
However, she and Jack Donaghey (Alec Baldwin) make a seemingly perfect match. She’s a liberal, nerdtastic, pop culture-referencing comedy writer and he’s a conservative, manipulating, politics-referencing GE executive. If that isn’t a match made in heaven, I don’t know what is.
Fans have long wanted to see Liz and Jack be more than friends, and Thursday’s episode, “The Problem Solvers,” plays on their palpable romantic tension by pitting them against each other. Over a very date-like dinner, Jack offers to produce a talk show, which Liz would host, based on her best-selling book Dealbreakers. Liz happily accepts, and everything seems hunky dory.
That is, until Liz tells Jenna and Tracy of this venture, and they advise her to get an agent and shop the deal around. Liz sees the sense in this and because it’s “just good business,” she takes their advice. Jack, of course, is offended and then decides to produce the show with or without Liz since NBC holds the rights to the “dealbreaker” idea. Although Liz threatens to sue and Jack chats up the lovely Padma Lakshmi to host, he soon realizes that he doesn’t want to change Padma’s life–he wants to change Lemon’s!
In a scene straight out of (several) romantic comedies, Liz and Jack run toward each other, amidst soft lighting and a circling camera, and Jack proclaims, “It’s you. It’s always been you. I want to do business with you Lemon.”
Capitalizing on the viewer’s desire to see Liz and Jack have a more-than-sort of-flirtatious relationship, the “30 Rock” writers do just that–though not in the way the viewers imagined. With this new scenario of Jack producing a show specifically designed for Liz, perhaps viewers will finally see their relationship grow into something more than finishing one another’s snarky retorts.

There’s Nothing Bad About Lady Gaga’s "Bad Romance"

November 11, 2009

Let it be known that I love Lady Gaga.
I dig her bizarre lyrics, campy performances, the zipper-eye, and the blood-covered “Paparazzi” performance. 
So naturally, I love the video for her new single, “Bad Romance.” 
The song, featured on The Fame Monster, the re-issue of Gaga’s debut album, is a mix of powerful vocals, driving club beats, French, English, and some jibberish. Although I’ve been listening the single non-stop since its release, the video is what makes this song fierce. 
Released today, the video for “Bad Romance” is an haute couture take on human trafficking. We see Gaga forcibly removed from a bathtub, stripped, and taken to be judged in front of a panel of men who bid on her. Although she struggles, she is eventually made into what the men want her to be–a garish, airbrushed version of herself, who takes revenge on the man who won her. 
Despite the video’s serious theme, Gaga never loses her provocative sense of humor, inserting subtle masturbatory gestures among the dance moves and quick narrative cuts, and using monster-esque choreography that features both Gaga and her dancers contorting to the music. And, of course, there’s the fashion, which (outside of the white unitards) consists of conceptual art garments that are breathtakingly fantastic. 
It is with this video that Gaga proves she is more than a Lady–she is quickly becoming Queen. 


I Want More Grizz & Dot Com

November 6, 2009

Published by Ozarks Unbound

bethany_larsonBy Bethany Larson
Ozarks Unbound
NOVEMBER 6, 2009 AT 12:25 PM 
I could have told you the plot from this week’s “30 Rock” episode before watching it. Jack learns a lesson, Jenna and Tracy hatch a hare-brained idea, Kenneth uses his hillbilly logic to solve a problem or illuminate the moral of the story, and Liz feels sorry for someone and thus lets them walk all over her.
Oh, and there will be really obvious product placement as well as reminders about why it’s ridiculous that GE, an appliance company, is the parent of a television network.
Is it just me or is this show getting formulaic?
Apparently if you’ve won the Emmy for “Best Comedy Series” two years in a row you don’t have to be original, or even that funny anymore. Sure, Jack has some giggle inducing one-liners and the cameos (this week was Brian Wilson) are fun and sometimes really funny (i.e. Carrie Fisher and Steve Martin), but overall, this show’s funny-factor is floundering.
However, despite the use of formulas and the reliance on Alec Baldwin’s acting chops, there is a bright light within “30 Rock.”
Two bright lights actually– Grizz Griswold (Grizz Chapman) and Walter “Dot Com” Slattery (Kevin Brown), Tracy’s highly intelligent, surprisingly cultured, articulate entourage. Through  these characters, the “30 Rock” creative team brings an elite intelligence to the show that is otherwise absent, and uses them as foils to vapid characters like Cerie, Tracy, and Jenna.
Yes, Grizz and Dot Com are the characters that keep Tracy sheltered from reality and indulge his bizarre whims (like sitting on him when he is over stimulated), but if you were being paid by a superstar you’d probably do it too, so we won’t blame them for that.  Their real value on the show isn’t indulging Tracy’s ridiculousness — it’s bringing the rest of the cast back to reality.
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Grizz tends to make Shakespeare-esque, outsider-looking-in type observations about the situations at hand, while Dot Com spouts highly intelligent, yet obtuse references that send you (or maybe just me) to Google.
Because Grizz and Dot Com aren’t predominantly featured characters (they’ve been in about 40 of the 64 episodes) and rarely have many lines, when they do speak, the content of their dialogue tends to take the audience by surprise. We forget that these two are as eloquent and thought-provoking as they are, therefore their lines tend to subvert the audience’s expectations — we think that the ridiculous, inane dialogue will continue or that either  Grizz or Dot Com will provide the punch line. Instead they diffuse the joke or take it to an unexpected place. Although the genius of their logic sometimes goes unnoticed by the other cast members, it is never lost on the pleasantly surprised audience.
Indeed it is in these two characters that the comedic brilliance of “30 Rock’s” writing shines. I just wish we saw more of them.