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The Baby-Sitters Club: Where Are They Now?

January 27, 2010
With the announcement of a Baby-sitter’s Club prequel and revision of the first two volumes in the series due out in April, we couldn’t help but wonder: Where would our beloved teenage baby sitters be now? The answer: in their early 30s. Yep, it made us feel old, too. And so we decided to reconnect with our favorite Stoneybrook, CT residents, channeling our inner Ann M. Martin to come up with what we think are plausible current realities for the gang.

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New M.I.A. Song Bashes New York Times

January 27, 2010

Remember that new M.I.A track we told you about the other day? Well it turns out that it’s a protest song entitled “Space Odyssey” that M.I.A. and producer Rusko recorded after the New York Times ran a travel article that touted Sri Lanka as the best place to vacation in 2010 just two days after posting an article about brutal war crimes that may have been committed in the country.

We’re assuming that this lede is what set her off:

“For a quarter century, Sri Lanka seems to have been plagued by misfortune, including a brutal civil war between the Sinhalese-dominated government and a separatist Tamil group. But the conflict finally ended last May, ushering in a more peaceful era for this teardrop-shaped island off India’s coast, rich in natural beauty and cultural splendors.”

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Body Parts & Music Genres: A Fun Chart

January 27, 2010

As you probably know, we love a good chart and anything body part-related. Now, thanks to data visualization artists Fernando Viégas and Martin Wattenberg’s Fleshmap, we get the best of both worlds. They listened to over 10,000 songs to create their visual compendium of odes to visible body parts (this makes the inner organs obsolete — so if you were hoping to find out how often heavy metal bands reference the brain, you’re out of luck) in 10 different music genres.

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Conan/Leno Brouhaha Overshadows NBC’s New Shows

January 27, 2010
In the wake of the Conan vs. Leno battle royale, perhaps you missed NBC’s announcement of eight pilots already given the go-ahead for the 2010-11 season. The new shows are mostly procedural dramas, but there’s also a sci-fi/detective show, a romantic comedy, and an Adam Corolla project. It seems that the Peacock’s remedy for lackluster ratings is to pump out derivative (read: pre-tested) material and spend lots of money on big-named executive producers. There are some potentially-promising projects in the mix (we’re looking at you J.J. Abrams), and some that just don’t make sense — no disrespect, but does the world really need a fictional version of Dog the Bounty Hunter?

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"30 Rock:" TGS Moves to Boston

January 26, 2010

Published by Ozarks Unbound.

During Thursday night’s “30 Rock,” we witnessed the mid-season creative hump with “Winter Madness.”

Jack is still jonesing for Nancy (Julianne Moore), the TGS cast and NBC staff is grumpy, and Jack decides that they should all go to Boston (instead of Miami, as Liz and Pete suggest) to film TGS, so that he can visit Nancy.

Now, we all know how I feel about Jack and Liz, so it comes as no surprise that I cannot stand Nancy. I think she’s highly annoying and not funny and Moore’s Bwaston accent is awful. I’m very excited to report that by the end of the episode Nancy had decided that, despite her pending divorce, she couldn’t allow herself to be with Jack. I did a happy dance.

As for the rest of the episode, the cast and staff of TGS is extremely irritable and fighting amongst themselves to the point that Liz doesn’t think the episode is going to happen. Jack suggests that Liz reunite the cast by creating a common enemy, preferably Lutz.

As Liz attempts to do this, the staff turns against her and she “creates” a fictional common enemy, Dale Snitterman. Unfortunately for Dale, he isn’t fictional–he is the man who occupies the office across from Jack’s Boston office, which looks exactly like his NYC office. So, the TGSers bust into Snitterman’s office, yell at him, and Lutz Truffle Shuffles him. It’s disturbing.

The funniest sub plot of the show involves Tracy yelling at Revolutionary War actors because of their racist attitudes and vague writing when drafting this country’s founding documents. Tracy takes so much pleasure in this, that he returns to the Freedom Trail tour to heckle them, but inadvertently angers Patriots fans and is then attacked.

Although the episode had its funny moments, any show that relies on Tracy Morgan’s Revolutionary War jokes is lacking momentum.

Hopefully next week will return to the quippy norm.
Favorite Quotes
Liz pitching Jack the idea of filming in Miami.
Liz: Cross-promotional… deal mechanics… revenue streams… jargon… synergy.
Jack: That’s the best presentation I’ve ever heard

Kenneth, about Boston: ”They’re all named Sean, they’re mean, and I hate it here.”

Jack: The imaginary enemy. Classic move, Lemon. The Salem Witch Trials, the Red scare, global warming.

Tracy to John Hancock impersonator: “For a dude that has the most hilarious last name I ever heard…..you blow!”