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My Return to the South

May 27, 2010

After being in Upstate New York for the better part of nine months, I am proud and ecstatic to announce that I have made my (probably temporary) return to the South. Three days ago I, along with the rest of my grad school program,  moved to Charleston, South Carolina to cover the Spoleto USA and Piccolo Spoleto Festivals for Charleston’s Post & Courier. And it feels sooo good to be back where the weather is sticky, the food is greasy, the tea is sweet, and the people say y’all.

I drove from Syracuse to Charleston, with two brief stops in Washington DC and Rocky Mount, NC, and am now going to recount the things I saw along the way that reminded me that I was, indeed, back in the South.

1) Meeting up with the DC/Baltimore University of Arkansas alumni group at the Nationals/Orioles baseball game. We called the hogs. Twice.

2) Seeing Chick-fil-A listed as a restaurant option on highway signs. (Okay, that isn’t necessarily a sign of being in the South, but there is no Chick-fil-A in New York.)

3) Strange statuary. I saw a weightlifter who spun around and a terrifying lumberjack wielding an ax.

4) Mostly racist billboards. (I’m looking at you JR’s and South of the Border)

5) Passing people riding 4-Wheelers. On the highway.

6) Random patches of intense, wrath of God rain. They never lasted more than five minutes at a time.

7) Seeing Sonic listed as a restaurant option on highway signs. I did a car dance when I saw that one.

8) Car dealership radio commercials. The South does them best.

9) Buying and drinking Shiner Bock.

10) Seeing guys dressed in the Southern frat suit: white polo, colored golf shorts, Sperry’s, and sunglasses.

Folk Face-Off: Joni Mitchell vs. Bob Dylan

April 25, 2010

Yesterday, the folk world was rocked by Joni Mitchell. Apparently she has a giant grudge against Bob Dylan and, as Matt Diehl found out when interviewing  Mitchell for the LA Times, she does not like being compared to him. Indeed, when Diehl intimated that the two were similar because they both “changed” their names (from Roberta Joan Anderson to Joni Mitchell and Robert Zimmerman to Bob Dylan) to create a persona, Joni uttered these venom-laced words: “Bob is not authentic at all. He’s a plagiarist, and his name and voice are fake. Everything about Bob is a deception. We are like night and day, he and I.”
plagiarist? Them’s fighting words. And although the accusation itself is startling, we found ourselves asking a different question: How long has she felt this way? We decided to do some digging to find out exactly what is going on here.

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Super-Females in Film: A Brief History

April 18, 2010

Everyone we know is currently preoccupied with superheroes. And with the onslaught of comic book based films currently being developed and released (Iron Man 2ThorThe Green HornetThe AvengersSilver Surfer), we don’t blame them. While we agree that superhero films are fun, they tend to exalt the male as hero, while the female counterparts are typically campy sidekicks, love interests, or have no powers aside from their oh-so-charming feminine wiles.
However, with this weekend’s release of Kick-Asswe think things will be changing because of underage badass Hit-Girl (played byChloe Moretz). Thanks to a red band trailer and Roger Ebert’s moral objection, the character is already the major draw to the film due to her intense potty mouth, seriously sassy attitude, and impressive gun slinging/knife throwing skills. But this diminutive super-heroine isn’t the first female to impress us with her film-stealing abilities.
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Film Review: Waiting for Forever

April 12, 2010

Although it’s billed as a romantic comedy, Waiting for Forever isn’t really romantic or comedic. Instead the film, written by Steve Adams and directed by James Keach, explores the dualities of relationships in a way that makes the characters seem emotionally unstable and juvenile instead of layered.


The story follows Will Donnor (Tom Sturridge), a twenty-something guy who exclusively wears pajamas, juggles for a living, and has no motivation to do anything except follow struggling actress Emma Twist (Rachel Bilson), a childhood friend, from city to city because he believes that they are destined to be together.


The problem is, Will doesn’t believe he is stalking Emma. He actually hasn’t spoken to her since they were kids, and as he explains, he only wants to be near where she is and to wake up each day with the hope that he might run into her. It’s a creepily sweet sentiment, until you remember that Will has kept close enough tabs on Emma to know when and where she moves, and when the film begins, that she is making a trip back home to visit her dying father (Richard Jenkins) and emotionally distraught mother (Blythe Danner).


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10 Topics We Want Discussed on Sue’s Corner

March 31, 2010

Glee’s Sue Sylvester is hands down our favorite character on TV right now. Sadly, we haven’t seen her since December and we desperately miss her un-PC one-liners, diatribes, and journal entries. We even miss her track suits. So when Perez Hilton posted a new Sue’s Corner video on Tuesday we put aside our distaste for Perez and couldn’t click the link fast enough. After watching it a couple of times, we started to think of other topics we’d like the no-nonsense cheer coach to tackle. Peep our top ten suggestions after the jump.


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