Things I Say to My Dog On a Near Daily Basis.
July 10, 2014
Good morning!
Be my champion and guard the house.
Sit. Stay. Good.
No.
Hello my dog friend!
Thank you, sir.
Dude.
You are not a goat.
Oscar, that is a festering carcass. NO.
Seriously, stop scavenging, you have food at home, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU.
Drop it.
You are the bestest doggie in all of the land.
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Bethany Larson 