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Things I Say to My Dog On a Near Daily Basis.

July 10, 2014

Good morning!

Be my champion and guard the house.

Sit. Stay. Good.

No.

Hello my dog friend!

Thank you, sir.

Dude.

You are not a goat.

Oscar, that is a festering carcass. NO.

Seriously, stop scavenging, you have food at home, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU.

Drop it.

You are the bestest doggie in all of the land.

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