Language: A (Very) Short Screenplay

INT.—NIGHT

SHE is driving down a very dark road after picking HE up from the airport.

SHE
So, I almost witnessed this heap big wreck on my way to pick you up—

HE, interrupting
Did you just say ‘heap big’?

SHE
Yes, stop interrupting. So this massive douche canoe was weaving in and out—

HE, interrupting again
Did you just say ‘douche canoe’?

SHE
Yep.

HE
Did you make that up?

SHE
Nope.

HE
I don’t believe you.

SHE
People say ‘douche canoe’! Let me finish my story!

HE
So you saw a wreck.

SHE
No. I almost witnessed a heap big wreck.

HE sighs audibly as SHE continues to tell her story with all the “made up” words she wants. 

FADE TO BLACK.