Differing Views on Figure Skating: A (Very Short) Screenplay

INT. NIGHT—Couple is seated in a booth at a cozy restaurant. They are eating (extremely delicious) mozzarella sticks as they watch the Winter Olympics men’s figure skating on the television above the bar.

HER
(excitedly)
“That guy just did a back cabriole ON ICE.”

HIM
“Yeah, I wasn’t watching.  I was looking at the wall because that’s how boring figure skating is.”

CUT TO BLACK.