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Adventures in Fantasy Football {6}

October 10, 2013

My capacity for losing is immense.

And you know what the sad thing is? I’ve been projected to WIN many of these games.

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So then, of course, I have high expectations and think about great it will feel to finally win and tell all you beautiful people that I DID IT!

There would be many gifs.

And then, alas, I never win.

Even when my opponent has both his QB and a WR on a bye week and didn’t replace them.

I mean. SERIOUSLY.

I will NEVER win.

My players hate me. They all keep getting hurt and there’s basically no one decent on either the free agent or waivers lists and I seriously doubt anyone in the league will trade me players unless I give up, like, Aaron Rodgers.

Maybe it’d be worth it? Probably not. I’m easy to beat. Why would they help me out?

I haven’t sent in my money for the pool and at this point, I don’t think I will.

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