Day Drinking: A (Very) Short Screenplay

INT.—Bedroom, early morning.

SHE leans down to sweetly kiss HIS cheek in order to wake him up.

HIM
(shockingly alert for someone who has just woken up)
Have you been drinking?

HER
Is that an accusation?

FADE TO BLACK.

Note: She was not actually drinking this morning. She had orange juice. Apparently that smells like wine or something to people who have just woken up.